Things My Mum Taught Me

This is funny, got this from forwarded email as well.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."


2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."


5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."


8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."


9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"


10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."


11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

For Guys Who Can Handle It

I have this from forwarded email and i thought it is interesting to share.

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.

Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like....Laxatives...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like.....Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like....Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like...... Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like.....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run atthe first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like.... Snowstorms.... You neverknow when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like.... Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken,the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Upeh Guling Waterfall_14 July 07

We went to Upeh Guling Waterfall via Endau-Rompin National Park, really like an adventure ride along the bumpy, sandy gound, full of holes. Although the ride from the start of the National Park to the place we stop to take the boat ride across the river and trek, is only 60km, but it takes about 1 half hours.

And after the whole trip which starts from 6am and ends at 11pm at night, the car is soooo dirty and full of scatches... Haiz... We washed the car and top up fuel before we depart back to Singapore, which is about 3am when we reached home. The black Subaru WRX hit the hole badly and have to stop since his black oil is dripping all the way. We waited for them for dinner for about 1-2 hrs. The Forester is not able to tow the car out as they do not how to use the tow facility. So he got to call for a tow which cost RM650 to tow out of the park to Kulang. So expensive. We left after dinner, followed 2 other cars out to JB.

Here are some of the pictures:

Same Thing Happenning Again

My parents especially my dad is doing it again. He is voicing his displeasure of me staying over at bf's place last weekend.. bla bla bla.... My mum and sister have started nagging at me... bla bla bla... I am already so old liao, can't i just have some freedom?? I guess i will only stay over on Saturday night, since dad is working on Sunday morning so should not notice my disappearing act, hopefully.

Some many unhappy things happening this week. Got angry with Dear on Monday and Tuesday consecutively. He keeps on hogging on the phone with SMS and calls, totally ignored me without explaining what he is doing. I still hinted that he is very busy but he ignored me... After much coaxing when i was about to relent, he said his favourite way, 'still angry ah, not angry already la' - answering himself, then why bother checking with me? & 'don't angry la, you not so petty one right' These makes me fume up further... He then asked what i want him to do to cool down, then he suggested dancing, so i said ok after a while. But he did not, he said he needed music.. etc.. bla bla bla... I then said to him that if he was to make me angry again he will have to dance at the Esplanade.

On Tuesday, he scolded me after i bite him, i said he's loud, he just reply loud meh, then he keeps quiet. I threw him hands away and he tried to hold back and open up my hands without apologizing or anything. So i remain quiet for the rest of the journey, he knew i were angry with him. After i alight at my house, he held me and stop me from walking. I just refused to talk about it and he said he hold my hand means asking me not to be angry, i said i dun understand body language.. etc... So he apologized and i relent as this is just a small thing, i just hate it when he ignore me or hope that my anger will go away without him doing anything. He asked me not to get angry with him easily. Well, i will try not to, of course... No, he did not dance, just held me close and sway at my lift lobby.. hehe..

Well i do know he is nice although some times he ignored me and sometimes he stared at girls. Oh he asked me yesterday whether i mind him looking at girls. I said see is ok, but not to stared which he usually do. He said no, he only glance, i questioned him back, you sure? He laughed... He then said ok ok, i will not stare. He practically accompanied me the whole of last and this week, except for 1 or 2 days. Even though, these 1 or 2 days, he did not go party or drinking with his friends, surprisingly he went home. Hmmm, not sure whether is it just this 2 weeks cos my bday is getting near??

Anyway, the other sad thing is that my San Gu Zhang committed suicide by jumping down his flat. He is a very nice person and left behind was his wife, my San Gu and their young daughter, only 5 or 6 years old. Heard that he is very close to another married woman staying at the same block and San Gu did reprimand him and hit him and i guess he felt guilty about the whole thing and also was under depression. Haiz, heard many of such stories before and never knew it will happened to my family. They are all nice people and really sad to hear the news. San Gu Zhang is the sole breadwinner as well... Life is definitely going to be hard for them.